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Office Depot Laser Lens Cleaner - “Track 1: Swept Away”

I bought this CD at Office Depot because bad shit happens to good computers and my laptop’s disc drive started refusing its install disc a couple years ago.

So while the disc gently sweeps my lens, I’m treated to delightful music and the tightly wound bun of a lady I might like to know.

And you know what? Do you know what? It works precisely as well on your brain. Give it a try.

The fibre tones can effectively remove dirt, dust and oil from your mind. Your mind is filthy, bro. Give it a laser cleaning.

Note to self: this would make an amusingly confusing ringtone on my iPhone.